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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

too-shrek-for-you:

Barbie got shrekified.

too-shrek-for-you:

Barbie got shrekified.

claphne:

child

why u scream

derekzane:

Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

  • me at home:

    i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it

  • me going away:

    I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.

roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

disney-musical-lover-8948:

Six complaints to the BBC about last Saturday’s same-sex kiss on Doctor Who.

Over eight hundred complaints about the Great British Bake Off’s baked Alaska scandal.

I love this country.

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

skullmoon:

Can we talk about Timon’s backstory? I feel like we should…